contact;

[santiago]

You've reached the desk of Detective Amy Santiago.
Please leave your name, number and a brief message and I'll return your call as soon as possible.

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this is all until i get icons of his dumb grinning mug

[peralta]

HEYYYY SANTIAGO my name is jake peralta, my number is 1-800-die-hard and my brief message is have you seen where i put my sandwich from last tuesday? thx

[peralta]

before you ask it's still good, i told them to hold the mayo

[peralta]

wait

no. that was wednesday's wich (that's what i call sandwiches on wednesdays it's alliterative BOOSH)

[peralta]

tuesday's had mayo. so it's not good

[peralta]

i still want it. anyway help

haha wow does the default theme suck

[santiago]

Why are you leaving messages on my desk phone about your disgusting food habits.

IT REALLY DOES

[peralta]

it's obviously an emergency that takes precedence over literally all of your current cases. in fact why don't you just give them to me while you work on this missing lunch case?

[santiago]

I have a better idea. You starve to death, and I get assigned your open cases after your untimely demise.